May 2012
me : honey im home
.....
me : oh i forgot he's on tour
Anonymous asked: Are you going to "The Beatles: The Lost Concert" movie premier in a few weeks?
Me in class.
Me: okay, gotta focus. Big test coming up.
Me: ooooh, when did that poster get there?
Me: ugh, split ends.
Me: why is the back of your head so attractive?!
Me: HOW DID YOU GET THAT ANSWER?
Me: just act like you understand.
Me: don't pick me, don't pick me...
Me: so here's my number, so call me maybe.
Me: DAMN THAT SONG IT'S SO FUCKING ANNOYING.
Me: it's only been fifteen minutes?
Me: I hate you all.
Me: someone shoot me.
April 2012
Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*
sick and tired of some people
me: omg i have so much stuff to do
me: i don't even have enough time for all this
me:
me: *opens tumblr*
Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore
gaymzee:
wake up in the morning feeling like why the fuck am i awake
person: you can't buy happiness
me: you've obviously never bought concert tickets then
I hate when people try to whisper to me when the... →
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